Jeremy Clarkson has threatened to quit farming after a shocking incident on the latest episode of Clarkson’s Farm series five.
The presenter is back for a fifth series of his farming show, with Kaleb Cooper once again trying to keep him in line at Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire.
In one especially stomach‑turning moment, Mr Clarkson helps Mr Cooper with a castration on a young calf – and things quickly go downhill.
As Mr Clarkson reaches behind the animal, it suddenly lets rip with a bout of diarrhoea, coating his hands and the pliers he is using.
“It’s s**t all over me,” he tells Mr Cooper, before clocking that it has spread even further.
“You’ve got it on your nose and everything,” Mr Cooper laughs, as Mr Clarkson shouts: “I’m covered in diarrhoea!” and then yells: “A cow’s s**t in my mouth!”
While Mr Cooper is in hysterics, the incident proves a step too far for the 64‑year‑old, who threatens to sack off country life altogether.
“That’s it, f**k it, I’m going to London. I’m done, I’m going to London in a Bentley,” he jokes.
“I’m going to see my friend who worked in advertising, law and the theatre.”
He then pretends to storm away as Mr Cooper continues to laugh, with Mr Clarkson spitting out whatever has landed in his mouth.
