Jeremy Clarkson to Headline Glastonbury-Style Farmers Festival — With a Hefty Price Tag
Jeremy Clarkson is gearing up to headline a brand-new Glastonbury-style festival aimed at celebrating Britain’s farming community — but fans may need deep pockets, with tickets priced up to £500.
A Star-Studded Farming Line-Up
The inaugural Farm Fest, launching this May, will feature a host of well-known faces from Clarkson’s Farm and beyond.
Joining Clarkson on the bill are:
- Lisa Hogan, his partner and Diddly Squat Farm collaborator
- Kaleb Cooper, Clarkson’s fiery young farmhand
- Charlie Ireland, the show’s knowledgeable land agent
- Adam Henson, one of Britain’s best-known farmers
- Matt Tebbutt, celebrity chef and presenter
Music and entertainment will also take center stage, thanks to appearances from Alex James — Blur bassist turned award-winning cheesemaker — and DJ Chris Moyles.
A Festival Built for Farmers
Organisers describe Farm Fest as “a brand new national festival celebrating the livelihoods, skills and produce of Britain’s farmers.”
The event promises a blend of agriculture, entertainment, food, and music, featuring dozens of farmers, chefs, artisans, and performers from across the UK.
A Massive Rural Playground
Set at the historic NAEC Stoneleigh — former home of the Royal Show — the festival will unfold across 300 acres.
By Day:
- 12 major festival fields
- Livestock displays
- Tractor exhibitions
- Farming demonstrations
- Food stalls and artisan markets
- Live talks and appearances
By Night:
An “All-Star Festival Parade” will wind through the grounds, guiding visitors to the Hawkstone Music Arena for four hours of live bands, DJs, and surprise guest performances.
Ticket Prices: From Affordable to Premium
Tickets come in several tiers, starting at £60 for a single-day entry.
For those seeking the full experience, £500 Platinum VIP tickets include:
- Weekend-long access
- VIP lounge entry
- Exclusive bar
- Premium toilets
- Priority parking
- Upgraded camping options
Organisers emphasize that the glamping-friendly event is designed as both a party and a tribute to British agriculture.
