Jeremy Clarkson launches cheeky take on OnlyFans for FARMERS ‘offering countryside experiences you never knew existed’

JEREMY Clarkson has unveiled Only Farmers — his cheeky take on saucy website OnlyFans.

The online service, which he launched two weeks ago, aims to connect people in rural areas.
On the website created by Jezza, 66, he is quoted as promising anyone signing up can enjoy: “experiences in the countryside you never knew existed.”

But there’s nothing X-rated about the service. It actually takes on another web giant, Airbnb, by giving a platform to farmers to provide accommodation, tours and special events.

The website states: “The platform is built for bookable farm experiences: workshops, animal encounters, pick-your-own days, tastings, farm stays, private hire, and seasonal events.

“Only Farmers is launching with UK farms first, while welcoming visitors from around the world to discover the British countryside.

“From farm stays and family days to workshops, great food, animals, and events, book directly with the farmer.”

Jezza has launched the website within days of the fifth series of Clarkson’s Farm beginning to stream on Prime Video last week.

Only Farmers also features most of the key characters from the show too, including his girlfriend Lisa Hogan as well as his farm manager Kaleb Cooper.

Through his show, Clarkson has campaigned for the rural economy and supports countryside communities.
Only Farmers is the latest business set up from his base at Diddly Squat Farm near Chipping Norton, Oxon, where Clarkson’s Farm is filmed.

As well as the farm shop which also sells locally-sourced goods online, he has his hugely-popular pub The Farmer’s Dog nearby.

Clarkson is also a backer of Hawkstone brewery — which sponsored the farmers’ choir that won Britain’s Got Talent last month.